Chaka's Production Assistant: That's it boy, put the dick down. . Jay: Dude, she called you retarded. Don't you recognize me? It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] What is your damage, little boy. Okay, here's the deal. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Fuck them up their stupid asses. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Sissy: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Will you fuck me when you get out? Well, *you're* in love. Teen #1: Don't be so suburban. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. [screams] Chaka: [the monkey has been put into a car] [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. My bad. Whillenholly: When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Matt Damon: Chaka's Production Assistant: We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Justice: Whillenholly: Whillenholly: She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Oh, you're the executive producer. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. You see! Jason Biggs: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Justice: Jay: Jay: Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Jay. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Randal Graves: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Brent: Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Whillenholly: The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Holy Shit. No the clit is real. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. 8.2 . Wes Craven: Justice: Teen #2: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Angel Jay: Something nice. Jay: Come on, Silent Bob. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. She is too fine. Wow! Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Whillenholly: Read . NO! Justice: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Silent Bob shakes his head]. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Jay: He said he'd fuck a sheep! Brent: Jay: Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Chaka: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? The white man stole it. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Reco'nize. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? What? "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Who's watching these babies? . Boy, Walt. Opening text: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Hey! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. I miss dating a lesbian. , none of you little fucks out there. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Oh, all right. Goddamn yous all to hell! Oh, but I think it is. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. Gus? Holy shit, dude. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. You're doubling me, obviously. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Brodie: There they are! I get no stains in my undies. [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Brodie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. [slightly amused] And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. What the hell? The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. R. . Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Jay: Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Whillenholly: Fuckin' smokin'! In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: It's really a fucking drag. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Action, Gus or what? I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Great. Jay: When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). There's nothing you can do about it. Stealin' the little monkey. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Justice: Why? It was just a tranquilizer. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. the wrong way. Banky: On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA.
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